"Promise me you’ll take a lot of pictures. Because you’ll regret the ones you didn’t took."
posted 15 hours ago with 182 notes
"The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open."
posted 1 week ago with 1,378 notes
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
posted 1 week ago with 863,363 notes
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands
posted 1 month ago with 718,009 notes